johnnytopsideofficial:

martinfinnegan:

johnnytopsideofficial:

martinfinnegan:

Everyone send sweet sander butter for Christmas so she can make fort frolic with it (๑¯ڡ¯๑) mmh fort butter

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watch yourself tin man

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I know it would be hard for you to live in such a delicious home… mmmh

Delicious Homes where i would like to live instead of fort frolic covered in butter:

  • your arms
  • being in your arms in fort frolic
  • (without butter. you dont need artificial flavors you are lovely)

(●ノω`)…. I’ll brb…
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*my heart will go on plays* come back to me my johnny sailor bold.. .

your favorite character:
  • is trans (definitely)
  • farts a lot (probably)
little sander martinfinnegan things

when im on my period

  • feeling like im going into Literal Labor
  • having small (painful) contraction like pains
  • not bleeding At All
  • having to scoop sheaths of my dead uterus tissue out of my groin
  • its painful to sit, stand, lay down, pee, poop, breathe deeply, Exist
  • bloating

it feels amazing to fart though. thanks @god

punlich:

No one is required to forgive you if you fuck up. No one is required to accept your apology. You make an apology to accept your wrongdoing, that you understand it and to announce a responsibility to improve. Not to solicit forgiveness. If forgiveness is given, great, but no one is obligated to forgive. Ever.

exam:

 

Heads will roll. (Judith Beheading Holofernes)

Caravaggio (1571-1610)

Valentine de Boulogne (1591-1632)

Artemisa Genitileschi (1593-1653)

a rapture reminder:
  • nobody in rapture is cis

I WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED FOR THIS

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

dragondicks:

I don’t give a fuck how “bad” your oc’s design is. I don’t care if the colours are bright or they have a lot of accessories or they’re a demon queen vampire werewolf horse who is dating legolas. you had fun making them and that fun was entirely harmless, self-indulgent and creative and thats great

requirements to date me:
  • you must be beautiful
  • you must be a big daddy
  • you must have cute lil legs and pretty eyes and adorable hair and a cute tummy
  • you must call me Sunshine or Stinker (both make me Swoon)
  • you must be johnnytopsideofficial

johnnytopsideofficial:

"Most Romantic Love Names to Call Your Loved Ones: Stinker”

im in love

jackwhynand:

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do i see… DOUBTERS?

JSDFJASJFJAS#$JROFOKAKSFOASKDFOAS

johnnytopsideofficial replied to your post: when someone is not hurrying and my mu…

are u talking to me u lil stinker

what if i am?? what are you going to do about it hmm?? *stares up @ u* youd better not do anything gay… like kiss me… or anything… 

shows up 15 minutes late to ur quadtych with a starbucks

THANK YOU *sips drink* did you get extra caramel on this